1. Englishª: “Hello, I’m from the internet.”
2. Hindi: “Namaste, Main Internet se hoon.”
   Translation: “Hello, I’m from the internet.”
3. Marwari (Rajasthani): “Ram Ram, Mhe Internet se aay’rha hoon.”
   Translation: Hello, I’m here from the internet.”

ª Amalgam American (non-native/Ohioan) accent.

Native dialect: Hindi.

Sent in by paperman.

1. Hindi: “Namaste, mein intenet say taluk rakhta hun.”
   Translation: “Hello, I am connected to/belong to the internet.”
2. Urdu: “Adab, mein intenet say hun.”
   Translation: “Hello, I’m from the internet.”
3. Punjabi: “Sasrikar Paa ji, mein internet tan heyga haan.”
   Translation: “Hello sir, I’m from the internet.”
4. Englishª: “Hello, I’m from the internet.”

ª Torontonian accent.

Native dialect: Languages listed above (Various).

Sent in by TheFatAstronaut.