1. Urdu: “Alaikum, main internet se hoon.”
   Translation: “Hello [As-Salamu Alaykum], I’m from the internet.”
2. Urdu: “Haan main internet se hoon. Internet pay itna vaqt guzaara, kay internet se hi ho kay reh gayaa.”
   Translation: “Yes, I’m from the internet. Spent so much time on the Internet, that I’m reduced to being from the Internet.”

Native dialect: Urdu (unknown).

Sent in by Wasim Younis.

1. Hindi: “Namaste, mein intenet say taluk rakhta hun.”
   Translation: “Hello, I am connected to/belong to the internet.”
2. Urdu: “Adab, mein intenet say hun.”
   Translation: “Hello, I’m from the internet.”
3. Punjabi: “Sasrikar Paa ji, mein internet tan heyga haan.”
   Translation: “Hello sir, I’m from the internet.”
4. Englishª: “Hello, I’m from the internet.”

ª Torontonian accent.

Native dialect: Languages listed above (Various).

Sent in by TheFatAstronaut.